Themepark Survival

If you see me at a themepark, I am only either one of these two personalities:

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or

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To avoid being the Eeyore in your group of friends, keep in mind these must haves for your next trip to the amusement park:

Shades

It's always sunny in amusement parks............ALWAYS.

Sunblock

Else your ethnicity might get mistaken, or you will look like a shrimp.

Drinking water

Or prepare to pay $10 for a single cup of juice

Cash

For random booths or amusement park games

Camera

Because you will have 1,808,382 photos of your trip and still feel like you didn't take enough. Also, you never know when Bumblebee will make an entrance.

Fan

Manual or automated, a breeze in you face feels the same.

Raincoat

Not wanting to get soaked on wet rides vs. not wanting to get on wet rides:

choose the lesser of the evil.

Optional:

Change of clothes

No, you can't avoid wet rides.

Umbrella

Because in very, very, very, very, very, very, rare occasions.. it rains.

Riddle from the post: Can anyone guess exactly where I was last weekend? ;)